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[16 Feb 2012|01:58am] |
 | | -- KAREN MARY JANE LASSAR -- YOU TOTALLY KNOW HER. NO, YOU DO, YOU REALLY DO. OKAY, YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HER. THAT GIRL? WITH THE RED HAIR? YEAH, A LITTLE QUIRKY AND SMART AND KIND OF WEIRD? YES, YES! THAT ONE. KAREN, KAREN LASSAR. GIVEN THE FACT THAT SHE GREW UP IN ROCKPORT, MAINE, IT DOESN'T SURPRISE HER THAT IT MAY TAKE YOU A WHILE TO RECOGNIZE HER. AS THE SARCASTIC AND SORT OF COOL BY PROXY BEST FRIEND OF HIGH SCHOOL HEARTTHROB JERON, KAREN SURVIVED HIGH SCHOOL WITH MINIMAL TORTURE. EVEN THOUGH SHE WENT OFF TO EMERSON COLLEGE IN BOSTON TO STUDY PUBLISHING, SHE STILL PINED AWAY FOR JERON AS SHE HAD FOR THE MAJORITY OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. NOW, AT 21, HER DAYS ARE SPENT SLAVING AWAY AS A PUBLISHER'S ASSISTANT IN WASHINGTON, D.C. AND GRIPING IN HER NOW PRETTY FAMOUS BLOG. APPARENTLY PEOPLE LIKED WHEN A CUTE GIRL COMPLAINED ABOUT HER LIFE AND MADE FUNNY ANECDOTES ABOUT HER SEXUAL ESCAPADES. WHILE MILD INTERNET FAME HAS CERTAINLY ENHANCED HER LIFE, OCCASIONALLY BEING RECOGNIZED AT TRADER JOE'S DOESN'T FULFILL HER LIFE. SHE STILL YEARNS FOR THAT GREAT LOVE (EVEN THOUGH SHE WOULD SETTLE FOR GOOD). THE GUYS SHE'S DATED HAVE BEEN NICE, GOOD LOOKING, COMPLETELY SATISFACTORY IN ANY WAY SHE COULD WANT, BUT HER MIND STILL WANDERS TO JERON WHEN SHE THINKS ABOUT ANY SORT OF GRAND AFFECTION. SOMEDAY SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. HOPEFULLY SOON. PROBABLY NOT. |
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